Many centuries ago in a land far, far away, before there were little elves and hobbits and shit
frolicking about in your progressive rock, there was The Shrews. No, I am not talking about an
evil or scolding person, not even an ill-tempered woman. I am referring to the Soricidae
family of nocturnal insectivores. Despite their small beady eyes, and pointed noses,
this miniature band of fiery rodents took it upon themselves to create an atmosphere
of genuine thought-provoking pandemonium and clamor.

As you are aware, the music of the Shrews is very rare and mainly passed
from generation to generation through oral tradition. However, by way
of a rather intelligent and friendly shrew, who wishes to
remain anonymous, I have come across this rendition of an
ancient song by the Shrews. It is aptly titled "Happyass".
I hope you enjoy it.
Now, go forth and watch where you step.

.....Happyass MP3 (830K)

.....Click here to download the full-screen image of The Shrews(120K)